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This is not your typical review.
For a few years now, it has been difficult trying to search for a no nonsense, experienced, chilled out woman, who also happens to be drop dead gorgeous. I’m writing this review because I truly believe that my search is over, now that I have found Eva.
I’ve been lucky enough to experience Eva’s company five times now.
From the first few minutes of our initial time together, I’ve been enamored with her professionalism, non-judgmental personality, and her open-mindedness to try new things.
Normally, I’d have to see a sex worker a few times before I feel comfortable asking for extra, EXTRA, curricular activities. And even then, most of them would either charge more, or not entertain the idea at all, sometimes killing the mood.
That isn’t the case with Eva.
Eva herself spoke up and asked “what I’m into”. Not only did she hear me out, she got turned on by what I asked for. With not much preamble and zero negotiation, Eva fulfilled every desire I had requested with ease and grace.
Let it be known that after over a decade of spending time with countless ladies in this industry, Eva is the first one that makes me feel like I can just be myself around her with no filters.
Quick side note; it is still genuinely, surprisingly, astonishing how far simple, respectful, manners and basic hygiene can take you. This should go without saying but, gents, you are doing yourselves a disservice.
I have an incredible amount of gratitude for Eva and what she has done for me & to me.
The mind-blowing, life-altering, world-changing, orgasmic-inducing sex that Eva provides me, is only complemented by the short but sweet “lulls” we share between climaxes.
She isn’t afraid to let her hair down, snuggle into a big cozy hoody/jumper, pour a couple drinks, and have an actual intelligent, yet humble and humorous, conversation while playing a few rounds of Super Mario Bros.
Eva is the kind of woman one needs to savor. Yes, you could just bust a nut and get it over with. But I’m telling you, investing time into talking, getting to know each other, pays its dividends tenfold.
If you are anything like me, you know full well how hard it is to even just find a mate who’s available to hang out with because they’re busy with their families or whatever bs excuses they have.
I consider Eva to be an all-round awesome person to spend time with, sex aside. She is punctual, dresses with intention, and takes pride in her work. Her whole entire mystique is that of biblical proportions. To dream of ending up with someone blessed with half the qualities Eva does, is to keep on dreaming.
Her soft voluptuous silky toned body is just the tip of the iceberg.
I’m not sure what else to tell you guys. Either they are indeed real, or Eva has gone off planet to find some f*****n voodoo plastic surgeon guru to give her the most flawless boob-job known to mankind. Believe me, I’ve checked, thoroughly.
My only regret writing this review is that Eva might get inundated with booking requests to the point where I can’t see her as often as I am.
So please, for MY sake, don’t book her.
Having said that, if you’ve read this far, you are a moron if you don’t at least consider booking Eva for yourself.
For a few years now, it has been difficult trying to search for a no nonsense, experienced, chilled out woman, who also happens to be drop dead gorgeous. I’m writing this review because I truly believe that my search is over, now that I have found Eva.
I’ve been lucky enough to experience Eva’s company five times now.
From the first few minutes of our initial time together, I’ve been enamored with her professionalism, non-judgmental personality, and her open-mindedness to try new things.
Normally, I’d have to see a sex worker a few times before I feel comfortable asking for extra, EXTRA, curricular activities. And even then, most of them would either charge more, or not entertain the idea at all, sometimes killing the mood.
That isn’t the case with Eva.
Eva herself spoke up and asked “what I’m into”. Not only did she hear me out, she got turned on by what I asked for. With not much preamble and zero negotiation, Eva fulfilled every desire I had requested with ease and grace.
Let it be known that after over a decade of spending time with countless ladies in this industry, Eva is the first one that makes me feel like I can just be myself around her with no filters.
Quick side note; it is still genuinely, surprisingly, astonishing how far simple, respectful, manners and basic hygiene can take you. This should go without saying but, gents, you are doing yourselves a disservice.
I have an incredible amount of gratitude for Eva and what she has done for me & to me.
The mind-blowing, life-altering, world-changing, orgasmic-inducing sex that Eva provides me, is only complemented by the short but sweet “lulls” we share between climaxes.
She isn’t afraid to let her hair down, snuggle into a big cozy hoody/jumper, pour a couple drinks, and have an actual intelligent, yet humble and humorous, conversation while playing a few rounds of Super Mario Bros.
Eva is the kind of woman one needs to savor. Yes, you could just bust a nut and get it over with. But I’m telling you, investing time into talking, getting to know each other, pays its dividends tenfold.
If you are anything like me, you know full well how hard it is to even just find a mate who’s available to hang out with because they’re busy with their families or whatever bs excuses they have.
I consider Eva to be an all-round awesome person to spend time with, sex aside. She is punctual, dresses with intention, and takes pride in her work. Her whole entire mystique is that of biblical proportions. To dream of ending up with someone blessed with half the qualities Eva does, is to keep on dreaming.
Her soft voluptuous silky toned body is just the tip of the iceberg.
I’m not sure what else to tell you guys. Either they are indeed real, or Eva has gone off planet to find some f*****n voodoo plastic surgeon guru to give her the most flawless boob-job known to mankind. Believe me, I’ve checked, thoroughly.
My only regret writing this review is that Eva might get inundated with booking requests to the point where I can’t see her as often as I am.
So please, for MY sake, don’t book her.
Having said that, if you’ve read this far, you are a moron if you don’t at least consider booking Eva for yourself.
